Shitboys

Personalized fecal transplant sourcing, delivered discreetly.

Select a fecal microbiota transplant (FMT) Shitboy™ based on transparent metrics like diet, diversity, and metabolite yield. Our partners handle careful, temperature‑controlled transit with compostable packaging.

  • Citizen‑science backed
  • Carbon‑negative logistics
  • FMT‑ready handling

Meet your match

Fine‑tune your fecal transplant Shitboy™ match by diet, fiber intake, and indicative markers. Each Shitboy™ passes a multi‑axis screening with regular third‑party checks.

How it works

1

Choose a Shitboy™

Browse transparent metrics for transplant selection: recent diet logs, movement, sleep indicators, and independent screens for pathogens and heavy metals.

2

Request a transplant batch

Partners coordinate temperature‑controlled prep with biodegradable insulators. Every transplant batch includes a full chain‑of‑custody report.

3

Track outcomes

Optional at‑home testing lets you observe shifts in diversity, SCFA proxies, and diet adherence correlations over time following transplant.

Light science, heavy transparency

We surface indicators that the community cares about: broad‑spectrum screens, metabolite proxies, and longitudinal diet adherence. These indicators support Shitboy™ selection for fecal microbiota transplantation and are informative, not prescriptive.

SCFA yield8.7 mmol (acetate‑leaning)
Diversity indexHigh (Shannon)
Resistant starch conversionAbove cohort median
Pathogen screenClear on last 12 runs

These community metrics are for information only and do not imply outcomes. Product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

People say nice things

I went from foggy to luminous in under two weeks. After my Shitboy™ match and first transplant series, my tracker scores jumped and my mornings finally feel quiet.
— S.H., Brooklyn • selected a High‑Fiber Vegan Shitboy™
The transparency sold me. I could see diet logs, screens, and even circadian alignment — choosing for my transplant felt like choosing a training plan.
— R.M., Austin • Omnivore, evening chronotype
After a frustrating supplement year, this was the first thing that made my gut feel truly calm. The transplant logistics were whisper‑quiet.
— K.L., Seattle • matched on diversity index

Good to know

Is fecal microbiota transplantation (FMT) medically approved?

Availability and approval vary by region and indication. We surface information and coordinate logistics with partners who follow community‑driven best practices and regular third‑party screens. Consult a qualified clinician. Nothing on this site constitutes medical advice.

Where do Shitboys™ come from?

Profiles are sourced from a vetted waitlist with ongoing lifestyle logging and adherence checks. Shitboys™ may pause availability at any time.

What about sustainability?

Shipments are carbon‑offset end‑to‑end. Insulation and liners are curbside compostable where facilities exist. We continually reduce materials without compromising stability.